Ah Jerry, Jerry, me lad, no use a'wrigglin now! Had t' bait thet ol' hook three times, but ah dun cotch't ye sh'r! If y've time 'n' perspicacity t' make a quarrel (and a fine, fair quarrel't be, indeed!) then y've th' when and th' wits t' help correct th' wicket mess o' slop thet passet f'r Francais in th' DT, as y' were p'litely ask't some little time agone. The first few lines'll be off t' yer personal page, right quick, t' be sh'r! (Always gave my students an "A' for the day when they found one of my (frequent, but unpredictable) mistakes. Got notes copied from the board and carefully perused at the modest cost o' a wee bit o' humble pie!)

Peter: In Ulm,
Um Ulm,
Und um Ulm herum.
Vee gate spaghetti? (Sorry, Wolfgang)

As ever,

Shula