this might be considered BS but anyways...if you were a song what would you be? Would you be a Wild Rover or a Red Haired Mary? Are you a bold deciever or a daughter of Erin?

I'd say I'd have to go with " Old Maid In The Garret " because it's a long standing joke among me and my married friends about me being an " old spinster " and besides which the song itself just makes me laugh {O)

" Now there's my sister Jean,
She's not handsome or good-lookin'
Scarcely sixteen
And a fella she was courtin'
Now she's twenty-four
With a son and a daughter,
Here am I at forty-four
And I've never had an offer!

And it's Oh Dear Me! How will it be,
If I die an Old Maid in the Garret? "