People. I stand befor you today with an idea.
i propose to set up a company making "revolutionary" Bodhrahn sticks.
My idea is thus

To produce finely turned playing devices, decorated on each end with stanley blades, broken glass, razors etc., and for a slight extra cost, you may have these decorations extended the full length of the stick. They would be priced very reasonably to entice people to buy them as presents to give, and share the joy, and whats more, for every lacerated goatskin, or severed finger sent back to me, i will give you a FULL REFUND (and another stick)
I currently supply hungry woodworms, so this is a step up the ladder

Any interest?

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