Incredible coincidence, skipper; at famed shellfish merchants Anderson's in Cleethorpes today, they have had NO crabs for some time, and expect NONE for another week or so. I thought it was bad weather out to sea that was stopping the landings - but NO! It was YOU catching them in advance and carrying out cruel experiments, wicked not only for the physical hardship it inflicted on these poor but delicious creatures but also for systematically destroying their will to succeed - as opposed to parrots which will always suck seed... ALF, get him! His address is.....