Greetings! We are Prince Mablo of Nigeria. Our Royal Personage is in need of your assitance to obtain access the $30,000,000 that Our Royal Selves clandestinely accumulated in the First Bank of Nairobi when We were known as Prince Lambo of Kenya, but which We cannot access for reasons far too convoluted and unbelievable to go into at this time. You will please to send to Our Royal Selves the account and routing numbers of your principle bank accounts. This action will insure to you a 50% sharing of all moneys involved. Do not ask for particulars. We have not yet made them up and you would never believe them anyway.
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