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GUEST,georgiansilver BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005 (136* d) RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005 25 Apr 05


So this guy goes into a bar and sees a man with a matchbox....and he asks,,whats in it?....The man says...."Oh I have a spider in here" and he says "O.K show me your spider".....to which the man orders the spider out of his prison.......The spider steps out!......The man orders it to walk along the bar...which it does....He orders it to "Halt" which it does and he then pulls off all its legs......and puts it back in the matchbox. O.K says the questioner...so what's so good about that?....You'll see said the spiders owner.....He then ordered the spider out of the box....the spider of course cannot move......he orders it again to come out of the box...still no action.....The questioner says....."So what do you think this means"?....The owner says...."Well...if you pull its legs off it goes deaf"!!!!!


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