A few from a girl in my taxi many years ago. Her feller had gone AWOL, and she was looking for him. "There'll be nothing left in the flat - the door won't lock." "If he's back there when I get home, I'll throw him out!" "I'll wreck the place. I'll put tea-leaves on the ceiling!" SHe was a bit upset.
And another from a girl who had been waiting at a bus stop, having forgotten that early in the morning the bus went another route, "There I was standing like a pilchard at the bus stop..."