A few years ago, we went on a coach down to London for the 21st Birthday Party for Bachelors Mushy Peas. When the coach got to Liverpool, there waere already two clog team on, and a party of clairvoyants from Blackpool. We then had to pick up someone in St Helens, but the driver (from Leeds) didn't know the way. Everyone looked at the clairvoyants. No luck. So I navigated. Same in London - driver didn't know way, so a committee of us navigated. Not including the clairvoyants. Good party - only time I'm ever likely to see two girls in bikinis sitting in a tub of mushy peas. On the way back, the clairvoyants did have a success - they correctly forecast how much would be in the collection taken for the driver. And they didn't count it, we did. Still got the tee shirt I was given. Rather have had one of the bikinis. So long as it still had its contents and had had the peas cleaned off.....
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