Avril and I are not on the best of terms at the moment - Essex Girl is seeing to that. My remarks about the top half of her belly dancing costume being made out of two dustbin lids didn't go down very well either.

Anyway what Betty has to say is substantially true. There are several problems with Avril going bra-less though - she ends up with a bald bit on the back of her head and either trips herself up or knocks herself out when she runs for a bus, or chases after a male motorist who looks like stopping.