Yes it's your poor cold fool here again
A riddle my masters?
If you get olive oil by pressing olives between two stones, how do you get baby oil?
Yes, I have come from the Neil Young retirement cave for old jokes.
I am cold because they make me sing on the battlements as the sun goes down
They call it Jester song at twilight
I'm great friends with the torturer, when his victims don't respond to the rack he gets me to sing "Puttin' on the Style" to them, works every time.
As a reward he got me two tickets for the Prisoner's Ball. I thought it was a dance, but apparently it's a raffle
If a tinhorn is made of tin, what's a fog horn made of?
Meanwhile, back to the sagas...
RtS