The other downside of no patch is not being able to say Aaaaarrrggghhhh, Shiver me timbers, Ahoy me hearties, Where's ne grog and other piratical/nautical expressions. Not that they are much used here on the canal as opportunities are few and far between and the only pirates in these here parts are the British Waterways men wresting vast sums in the way of mooring fees from poor boat owners.
Jenny O, you should try typing with your eye, it's the best way to see the letters!!

Ah! I see they've come to take me back to that comfy padded room. The one with no handle on the inside - strange that.