Ho Ho Ho!, only me...

Just to let you know that I had to let the last 'My Little Pony' gift go to some horrid little child in order to stop her screaming, hope that you are not too disappointed.. -please , no tantrums..
I see that some things have been put aside for you already, and the elf task force are awaiting a delivery from China before your parcel is made up.(yes, out-sourcing has arrived in lapland too)
Rudolph has found a use for the Tellytubbie mountain, they are quite absorbant it seems, and even the naughty elves have been pleased to find them useful for .45 practice in preparation for the middle east delivery run.

please leave me a donut and a southern comfort on the mantlepiece, I so get fed up with mince-pies and sherry....., even the reindeer won't eat them nowadays and I have to be careful doling out the sherry, some of them are AA members (Rudoph doesn't have a red nose for nothing!). But at least now the sleigh has sat-nav we won't get lost again (sorry Easter Bunny)

chortlingly yours
Santa