Hmmmmmmmmm......waited until you thought you were old enough, before hinting, eh?

Are these REALLY early Christmas signals?

....... or are they REALLY late Birthday signals to make me feel guilty and send more loot?


Now, which of these suggestions would be within the powers of the Great and Almighty......


CLAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(cue in spooky music)


Now I could find some of those black picture tees she says she likes, with the image of Tiger Woods himself, but what color golf balls would she like? Hmmm.....Something to ponder.......


Dragons too close to oil lamps sounds like too much of a fire hazard.....Hmmmmm....Maybe not......


Aromatherapy, eh......Maybe when in Arome, I should do like the Aromans.......A possibility.......


CD's? Maybe the Little Drummer Boy's solo album, "Beat The Christmas Rush" would do the trick!.....The duet with Ginger Baker on "Wipeout" is quite a rhythmic tour-de-force.......Hmmmmmm.......


I'll just send this out by messenger elf and work on some more fiendishly good ideas...........