I was scratching around for some new holiday material, and got the idea for this. Obviously, it's ripe for additional verses, so have at it. CHRISTMAS RAG Lyrics by Bill Ackerbauer December 2005 (Tune similar to Blind Willie McTell's "Georgia Rag") Sing me a song about a Salty Dog, And sit yourself down by the ol' yule log We'll do that rag, do the Christmas Rag. Down at the mall on santa's knee, All the boys and the girls you see Want to do that rag ... The Christmas Goose will not get fat If he don't stop shakin' his tail like that, He's doin' the rag ... The Ghosts of Christmas Future and Past Are drinkin' egg nog and havin' a blast, They're doing that rag ... Mama said Papa, you move to slow To catch me under that mistletoe, You gotta do that rag ... Mrs. Claus is mighty slick Cuttin' a rug with old Saint Nick They love to do that rag ... In their workshop, Santa's elves Put their toys up on the shelves They want to do that rag ... Santa says I do believe I won't stop dancin' till New Year's Eve, I'll do that rag ... Smokin' Bill's Digital Depot
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