What, no answer yet? Ah, Martin, do not be shy. I know you have had your little fingers burnt before, but I am your friend. I will rush to your aid as soon as I have met my responsibilities here in my beloved France. Have no fear, mon ami! Your deliverance is at hand. In a mere 2 weeks I shall be knocking on your door, bringing bottles of Perrier and fine French wine and pastries. We shall have wonderful times together. I will also be bringing a real French poodle (miniature) for you dear wife, Gail, and it is house-trained. Your life, my petite Martin, is about to be transformed forever!
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