Ahh, yet another parcel arrives......

some strange plastic mat with a picture of Martin Carthy on, finally discovered it was a special abrasive mat to sharpen my wind-up gramophone needles on, thank you , and then a do-it-yourself pyromaniac kit..... and some scented safety firework sparklers, or are you supposed to put them in a cigarette to smoke?-I will go down the police station and ask...and lastly, the miniflying saucers...I knew they would finally come for me!...watching Xfiles finally worked.!..... ahh, the voices are telling me I have to go now........

There once was a Santa from Batley
Who loved his infusion of Tetley
during a particular sup
they swallowed the cup
to become unfortunatly lately