Jon W. Send it on!

Everyone:I'm starving! How about some of Momma's Soup Surprise(DT)

Chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes
Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs
Well rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toe nail pies
Stir 'em all together and it's momma's soup surprise

and to top it off a little Apple Pie(DT):

NEATH THE CRUST OF THE OLD APPLE PIE

'Neath the crust of the old apple pie,
There is something for you and for I
It may be a pin that the cook has left in
Or it may be a wee little fly (a package of black diamond dye)

Oh, it may be an old rusty nail
Or a piece of the pussycat's tail (puppy dog's)
But whate'er it may be
It's for you and for me,
'Neath the crust of the old apple pie.


What will you all be havin'? You can't speak, mind you, only sing about it.

judy