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GUEST,Noddy BS: First Joke thread for 2006 (162* d) RE: BS: First Joke thread for 2006 06 Feb 06


A driver is pulled over by the police.

"You were speeding there sir" says the oficer "that was 31 in a 30 limit"

Oh is that bad" Says the driver.

Yes sir I m writing you a ticket.

You know says the driver I tried to join the police force once but wasnt allowed in.

Oh what happened you failed the medical or what.

No my parents were married.


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