'"Will you give me a straight Yes or No to my question?"' "That depends on whether you'll apologize for stealing six of my best cattle last week." "I only did that because you moved my boundary stones in the middle of the night again, you blackguard." "I only did THAT because you eloped with my sister, you Saxon." "That was ten years ago." "You're right. Buy you a pint?" "I thought you'd never ask." THAT'S why there are no closed-ended questions. :P
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