Dear Dolly,

Oh dear, I've just been looking at my email of earlier and I see I've got my wires crossed. I wrote hunky where I meant to write honky and honky where I meant to write hunky, so I said Jim Carrol was more hunky than honky, where I meant to say he's more honky than hunky, if you get my meaning. Well, you know the kind of thing that can happen when you start imagining men with their clothes off.

Anyway, if you're looking for a bloke with a big microphone, then I don't think Jim Carroll is for you. You know the way we girls talk ? Well, the word on the street is that his microphone hasn't worked in forty years.

Love,

Judy.