"I'm a Wanker, I'm a Wanker and it does me good like it Bloody well should I'm a Wanker, I'm a Wanker and I'm always pulling my Pud" A gem from Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglers. He also does one about being the World's Greatest Wanker One bit goes soemthing like. "I am the World's Greatest Wanker, I'm known throughout the Land. Everyone want's to meet me BUT nobody want's to shake my hand." JohnB
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