Hi, everyone. I've been sitting here quietly for a while, enjoying the company and the conversation. Thanks for inviting us in, Jerry. Ron's mention of his cat parodies brought back to my mind a cat song Dean and I came up with about the time we married,(over 20 years ago, now,)to the tune of "I Wish I had Someone to Love Me":

         Tonight is our last night together
         This cat and I surely must part
         This morning I found my best pillow
         All shredded and torn apart

      Chorus - I wanted a kitten to love me
            To cuddle and call him my own
            But now that he sleeps with me nightly
            I wish I was sleeping alone

There was more, but you get the idea. We had three cats living with us at the time; our bed was cozy, but sometimes crowded. It occurs to me that I don't believe I ever wrote a parody until I fell in with Dean, but together we produced quite a few. I wonder what this says about us, and our relationship? So, Ron, what were your cat parodies?

Carly Gewirz