We have a bloke who turns up demands a spot. Sits with his back to other performers' not listening' plays his bit and fucks off!

You know the bloke, he gets round SE London and Kent clubs and has an ego the size of the titanic.

He has a load of expensive guitars, tells racist/sexist jokes plays a pile of MOR shit about his grandma dying and riding his poxy pony on a boat.

We don't need arseholes like this on the scene. The only reason they come is that they are not quite good enbough for the working man's club circuit