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Jacob B	ADD: Tie My Pecker to My Leg (54* d)	RE: Lyr Req: Tie my pecker to my leg	19 Jul 06
From the singing of Oscar Brand: Come along boys and listen to my tale I'm the horniest bastard on the old Chisholm Trail And come and tie my root around a tree, around a tree Come and tie my root around a tree A steer went crazy and I had to kill it Shot it in the ass with a long-handled skillet And come and tie my root ... The boss said, "Boy, you'd better shove That steer you shot was my own true love And come and tie my root ... Jumped for the saddle, but the saddle wasn't there Rammed ten inches in the old grey mare And come and tie my root ... From "Sing Along Bawdy Songs And Backroom Ballads"

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