My daughter does them just as I did when I was in grade school. However, the naughtiest I've ever heard was: Apples on a stick Make me sick Make my tummy go two forty six Not because I'm dirty Not because I'm clean Just because I kissed a boy behind a magazine Hey girls wanna have some fun? Here comes Johnny with his pants undone He can wiggle He can wobble He can do the splits But I betcha five bucks he can't do this Close your eyes and count to ten If you mess up start all over again One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten Big fat hen! (During the counting, the clappers close their eyes continuing to clap. If they mess up they start back at one. If they make it to 10 they open their eyes and yell "big fat hen!") I can't believe how little innocence is left among our children. Especially with a chant like "Shame". It's sad really.
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