Lyric request for a version of "Bugger Bognor" from an Australian singer as follows:

While I was in the south of England a bloke sang a song at a session called Bugger Bognor, very funny, about King George 5th last words, to the tune of Clementine.   My Google searches found a song by that title by Luke Haines, but it's the wrong one.   By any chance do you know this song or can you tell me where to get the words?

I certainly don't know it - but I've no doubt that one of you good people will be able to supply the answer