There's the Goon's version (from 'Call of the West') Grytpype-Thynne: Wig! How dare you, sir? The unfortunate woman just happens to have gone bald suddenly. It's obviously a case of the new lightning French alopecia from the song of the same name. Moriarty: Thats right, thats right, [singing to tune of "Alouette"]: Alopecia, lightning alopecia, alopecia... happens everyday... Grytpype-Thynne [sings, as do the next few] First you get it on your nut. Moriarty: First you get it on your nut! FX: [wooden bonk sound] Moriarty: On my nut! Grytpype-Thynne: On his nut! Moriarty: On my nut! Omnes: Ooooh! Alopecia, lightning alopecia. Alopecia happens everydayyyy!
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