my shiner gives me a free drink for every verse i know:

my aunt louise does the striptese
down at the molon rogue
but it twirnt from old age
that she fell off the stage
but from sippin that good ol m.d.

i got me a pint just hid out of sight
in case i should get me the blues
i mix yellow and black
and i'm on the right track
for a snort of that good ol m.d.

my mama's son has the most fun
when he's high as a looney cartoon
he steals all the jars
from the trash cans of bars
and fills them with good ol m.d.

my brother's skank is low down and rank
she's stupid and talks funny too
but when i've had a shot she looks pretty hot
thank God for good ol m.d.

i made up this verse while driving the herst
with the remains of a quack and a screw
if you want any more get his jug and pour
us a sip of good ol m.d.