The "villain still pursued her", (ref Marg's original post and Snuffy's of 21/11/06) comes from (or at least is referenced by) a song performed by Arthur Askey: THE VILLAIN STILL PURSUED HER performed by Arthur Askey The theatre was crowded from the ceiling to the floor The orchestra had played the overture At last the curtain rises on the scene - a lonely moor The heroine so innocent and pure She thinks that she's alone but soon amid a storm of boos There emerges from behind a blasted tree The form of Filthy Ferdinand who tells her she must choose Between his foul caress and povertee. The villain still pursued her - yes with ruin she was faced Through twenty scenes he followed her, but still the maid was chaste In Scene the First he lured her to a lonely house he knew He muttered "None can save you now" as the candle out he blew But the hero struck a match and shouted, "What's the matter wid chew?" And Filthy Ferdinand was foiled again! And the villain still pursued her, yes, he chased her high and low I don't know what he asked her, but she always answered , "No." In the Second Scene he caught her and prepared for the attack He got her on the table - things were looking very black But the furniture men turned up just then and took the table backl And Filthy Ferdinand was foiled again! And the villain still pursued her, up and down the stage he glared And half-way through the show he sent his boots to be repaired In Scene the Third he caught her all alone in her boudoir He said, "I've chased you long enough, now you'll be chaste no more." But she concealed a mousetrap in her flannelette pegnoir And Filthy Ferdinand was foiled again! And the villain still pursued her - to hope she faintly clings When she hears a bottle of Guinness being opened in the wings Scene Four's inside the Barracks and the girl is blue with fright A great big Sergeant major with a fist the size of two He turns upon the villain and he says, "Get in the queue." And Filthy Ferdinand is foiled again!. And the villain still pursued her, but her virtue could not shake Till the gallery got impatient - shouted "Give the lad a break." Scene Five - he wooed her in a wood, the maiden gave a scream The hero on his bicycle appeared upon the scene He tore the villain's trousers off and exposed his wicked scheme And Filthy Ferdinand was foiled again! And the villain still pursued her, and there's one more scene to go And virtue is triumphant - she's as pure as trodden snow For in the end he chased her to a sugar factoree And she pushed him in a big machine to end his villain-ee So any of you people might have had him in your tea And Filthy Ferdinand was foiled again!. Then they play 'The Queen' and shout, "Pass along there - this way out" And Filthy Ferdinand is foiled again! And the villain still pursued her - the maiden's in despair She cried "I am undone" and some rude person shouted, "Where?" He chased her to a cemetry - the place was dark and drear "At larst I've got you in my power," he said with fiendish leer But a voice behind a tombstone yelled, "You can't do that there 'ere." And Filthy Ferdinand was foiled again! And the villain still pursued her - there was no one to console her His eyes were flashing fire and he was breathing gorgonzola He tied her to the railway track and gave a cruel shout "The ten-fifteen express is due, there's nobody about." But the station-master came and cried - "That ruddy train's scrubbed out." And Filthy Ferdinand was foiled again! And this song references another, performed by Jack Payne and his Orchestra, "You can't do that there 'ere". And that song is referenced in a George Formby song, A Lad from Lancashire: "I went with Jane down Lover's Lane, and whispered in her ear, "Now do your best for a Lad from Lancashire." She said to me when on my knee, "You can't do that there 'ere." I said, "Hey Hey! I can, I'm the Lad from Lancashire." All good fun, but not much nearer answering Marg's original question, I fear. LFF
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