The FolkMob club in Eltham is full of nutters.

There's this auzzie bloke called Nigel who sings about witches & planets and jumps up and down in a mad frenzy. Then there's woodsy who thrashes his guitar to breaking point while hollering about Rollin & Tumblin. Another bloke called Ken Ingram who sings the same song every time (Ride On) Old bloke called Bill croaking Frank Sinatra. Old Hippie called Jim who hands out leaflets that support Muslim terrorists. A right bunch of nutters, but it's a friendly enough place and worth a visit.