Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because not one will stop and ask directions. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email? A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manuals." Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
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