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GUEST,Nick BS: One Legged Joke Stream (54* d) BS: One Legged Joke Stream 09 Mar 07


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There is a non BS thread above about "Aha She Said and shook her wooden leg" Probably should be down here as there seems to be scant musical connection but I was going to put this response up there and then thought it would be better down here.

I may have no leg to stand on here but it makes me think of a punchline to which one attatches various jokes. Or at least it should be.

On a slight aside whenever the baroom conversation turns to people with one leg theses are the set-ups for a string of jokes I tell.....

What do you call a one legged Irish Girl?
What do you say to a one legged Hitchhiker?
What do you Call a cow with two legs?
What do you Call a cow with no legs?
What do you call dog with no legs?
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
What do you call two guys, no arms, no legs hanging by your window?
What do you call a guy, no arms, no legs under a pile of leaves?
What do you call a guy, no arms no legs, flying over a wall?
What is the favorite event at the amputee olympics?
Why did they cancel the leper hockey game?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
What is the difference between Deer nuts and Beer Nuts?

I just can't help my self. Finish the joke if you can or if it is killing you email me at NicksterNM@aol.com include the set up(s) and I will reply with the punchline(s).

Nick


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