"Fisher Hendley's Aristocratic Pigs." Actually, they chose that name when they were sponsored by a pork processing company.

Then there's the flash guitarist, formerly from Lucinda Williams' band, whose name is Gurf Morlix. I have his CDs, and he's really great (this has nothing to do with his name, of course).

And I was in a band, back in the day, called the Greasy Run Toad Trompers -- our mythical list of 'greatest hits' included 'Teach your tadpoles (you who are on the road must have a toad that you can cling to)' among others.

Bob Clayton