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User Name	Thread Name	Subject	Posted
aussiebloke	Lyr Add: Tarpaulin Jacket (76* d)	ADD Version: Charlotte the Harlot	19 Mar 07
Offensive lyric alert: As learned in the school ground Melbourne circa 60's Charlotte the Harlot Charlotte the harlot lay dying A piss-pot supporting her head Two poofters around her were crying As she rose on her left tit and said: I've been fued by the Japs and the Germans I've been raped by the Krauts and the Jews Now I've come o'er to sunny Australia To be fued by some red kangaroos The PC parody mentioned in my post above goes: (Words strung together with hyphens need to be sung very fast) Charlotte the oppressed-sex-worker lay dying A receptacle-for-urine-that-goes-under-the-bed supporting her head Two heterosexually-challenged-individuals around her were crying As she rose on her left-mammary-protuberance and said That is as far as I got, and that was probably too far anyway... Cheers all aussiebloke

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