The following were results for an Ozwords Competition where entrants
were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition.

You clearly need to be an Aussie to understand these :)

Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole.
Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
Fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.
Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle.
Mateshit: all your flat mate's belongings lying strewn around the floor
Shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of
sexual activity.
Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater
crustaceans.
Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
Crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
Shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.
Technicolour lawn: the front yard after a rave party.

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Cheers all

aussiebloke