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User Name	Thread Name	Subject	Posted
richd	Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, I Bit the Teacher's Toe! (92* d)	RE: Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, I Bit the Teacher's Toe!	06 May 07
A variation on The Chinese grocer posted above, from south Wales: I went to a Chinese fish shop To buy a loaf of bread, bread bread I wrapped it up in a five pound note And this is what he said said said said. My name is Elvis Presley Girls are sexy Sitting in the corner Drinking Pepsi Boys are wallies Playing with the doliies, Do me a favour drop dead. What did you die of? Raw Fish What did you die like? Like this Blurgwaaaa- (falls over ) Played in school currently. And another one Coca Cola, Coca Cola Alabooshka, Alabooshka Boys got the muscles, teacher can't count, Girls got the sexy legs You better watch out. Rich d.

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