Here are my brand new set of words for the chicken dance The lyrics are multi functional,they also provide the answer to the age old quastion;"Why did the chicken cross the road?" The reply is, of course,"To get into a stew." SPIDER TOMS'CHICKEN DANCE Little chicken did a dance Little chicken took a chance Just to get across the road Didn't look before he go'ed First he danced across a car And it knocked him very far But what really made him cuss He was flattened by a bus Now he's stew, he's tasty duck-stew Someone, scraped him off the street Duck, when tenderised, by tyres Is a hasty, tasty, treat.
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