I narrowly missed an accident on the way home from picking my kids up from school...some idiotic moron on a motorcycle sliced across two lanes of traffic at top speed (no signal, of course), ostensibly to cut in front of me in his hurry to get to the red light first. Thank heaven there was no-one immediately ahead of me, and for the speedy acceleration of my intrepid Volvo; if I hadn't been able to hit the gas HARD he would certainly have hit us. As soon as the light changed he passed me--on the right--amid a roar of exhaust (how small can some people's penises BE, one wonders??), presumably on his way to cause an accident somewhere further up the road. Asshole.

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