I heard them saying in Abergele
Ta-la-ring-ting, ring-ta-la-ring-to,
That beer gives you a big fat belly
Ta-la-ring-ting, ring-ta-la-ring-to,
So I took to drinking brandy
Ta-la-ring-ting, ring-ta-la-ring-to,
And now I'm thin as Mahatma Gandhi
Ta-la-ring-ting, ring-ta-la-ring-to.

heard them saying in Aberystwith
Ta-la-ring-ting, ring-ta-la-ring-to,
That a man got out the thing he pissed with
Ta-la-ring-ting, ring-ta-la-ring-to,
I was peeping while he tinkled
Ta-la-ring-ting, ring-ta-la-ring-to,
It was small and grey and wrinkled
Ta-la-ring-ting, ring-ta-la-ring-to.