Well. You'll be saving a starving PhD student hours of googling time. I'm sure that will bring you good karma. My faulty decoder ring got me this far: I always was the man with his finger in his nose When the passport picture gets taken When the big guys took me out stealin' chickens It was me caught holdin' the bacon When they're droppin' a piano from the forty second floor I'm the guy underneath lookin' up And when the tidal wave strikes a hundred miles at sea I'm always at the rail throwin' up The chorus sounds something like Weepin' how Somehow I woulda met you anyhow You pick it up and then holy cow You folks you oughta see me now.... I was standing at at the ???? uptown restaurant a few frozen dinners ago When I stumbled on a waiter full of crepe suzettes And I ran out the door flambeaux Then I ran down to Chinatown got myself some sauce And grabbed some moogoo gai-pan to go When I got wiped out by a stray bean sprout that was landin' on the floor CHORUS Thanks again, and good luck on your mission to the attic of no return. God speed. L.T.
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