I almost forgot about the Mickey/Minnie/threesome scandals. They were not near as bad as the sleazy things B. Clinton was involved in, however the electorate should be aware of them. Surely Mr. Rap. has not been involved in any such scandal to keep him out of office. Mickey Mouse in divorce court... "But your honor, I didn't say that Minnie was crazy! I said she was F****** Goofy." One day Mickey Mouse woke up and Minnie wasn't there. He went to look for her and, as he stepped outside, he saw "Mickey Sucks!" written out in a yellow liquid in the snow. He investigated and realized there was good news and bad news. It appeared to be Goofy's urine, but *Minnie's handwriting*.
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