TONY THE DAGO
(must be spoken with Italian accent)

Ah, sella the feesha, ah sella da crab.
Ah donno doa so gooda, butta notta so badd.
Ah leeve ona da seashora wherea da seagulla he screecha,
Ahma, Tony da dago, a sonna da beach.

Mah friendsa say "Hey, Tony, Whya you leeve here?
You coulda make more mon eeffa you sella da beer."
Aya, say, "Iya don care eeffa Ay never getta reeech,
I'ma Tony da dago, a sonna da beach".

Nowa dee udder day, I heara two fellas a talk onna sand,
'bout some fella name George, BIG president man.
Nowa, I donna know all dat day say inna dayra speech,
butta ita seems dat hea too ease a sonna da beach.

Ahma, Tony da dago, I'mma glada aya am,
donna want to be no big president man.
Anna whena I die anna to a heaven aya reach...
He'lla say, "Ayy Tony! Come ona in, you ol' sonna da beech.