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GUEST,poobah891 BS: A joke to share (103* d) RE: BS: A joke to share 21 May 00


So, the Grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says to him---hey, amazing; they named a dring after you.

The Grasshopper says: "They named a drink Bob?".

But, on the other hand---there are, hopefully, 5 fingers.

And, let us not forget about the Priest, the Minister, and the Rabbi playing poker for money. When the police raid the establishment and ask the Priest if he is playing for money he says ( after saying Lord forgive him) ---NO. The Minister---same thing. The Rabbi is asked by the constabulary the same question. Response---With Who?




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