Our version of Spider Spider was: Spider Spider on the wall, ain't you got no sense at all? can't you see you silly bastard, That the wall's just been plastered.
Another one I liked was: The black cat piddled in the white cat's eye, The white cat said " Cor blimey, Why did you do that you silly little prat?" "Well you shouldn't walk so close behind me!"
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