I learned the words from Jester Hairston himself, so presuming 20 years hasn't damaged my memory TOO badly: (It's calypso-style, so all the "thing" should be pronounced "t'ing", etc.) chorus: Gossip, gossip, evil thing Much unhappiness it bring If you can't say something nice Don't talk at all is my advice Once I told me friend me secret And he promise not to tell Now community and strangers all know me secret very well (chorus) Take me wife, now, there's a gossip What an ear for news has she Knows a thing or two about everyone in our whole community (chorus) If there's one thing 'bout a gossip Let me tell you this is true If you tell she 'bout somebody, she tell somebody else about you
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