I'm looking for more verses to this rugby song. Could you post any that you have? Thanks.


CHICAGO

CHORUS:
I used to work in Chicago,
In an old department store,
I used to work in Chicago,
I don't work there any more.

A lady came in for a ruler.
A ruler from the store.
A ruler she wanted, my twelve inches she got!
Ohhh! [cheers]
I don't work there anymore.

OTHER VERSES
liquer / lick her I did
seafood / lobster; my crabs
my help / my AIDS
hammer / banged
candy / Kit-Kat; four fingers
fishing pole / rod
fuck / fuck
paper / reamed
nails / screwed
screws / nailed
ciragettes / Camels; humped
shampoo / Johnson & Johnson; johnson
beef / porked
meat / sausage
carpet / laid
wool / felt
stockings / hosing
drain cleaner / Drano; clean pipes
pony / horse; ridden
donut / glazed; cream-filled
throw rug / rug-burned
soldiers / Navy Seals; semen
gift wrapping / wrapping; stuffing
beefsteak / chuck; fucked
novel / Dickens; dick
iron / steam; reamed

ACTION VERSES
asprin / crack [show buttcrack]
Wrigley's / gum; bum [show buttcrack]
film / color; exposed [show dick]
video / Free Willy [show dick]