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Rugger Lyr ADD: If I Were the Marrying Kind (rugby song) (14) Marrying Kind 17 Mar 98


I'm looking for more verses to this classic rugby song. If you know of any, could you post 'em? Thanks.

MARRYING KIND

If I was the marrying kind,
Which I thank the Lord I'm not sir,
The kind of man that I would be,
Would be a rugby...

Prop, sir!
Prop, sir? Why is that, sir?

Because I'd support a hooker,
And she'd support a hooker,
And we'd all support a hooker together,
We'd be all right in the middle of the night,
Supporting hookers together.

OTHER VERSES
Prop #2 / bind tight
Hooker in a scrum / strike hard
Hooker in a lineout / stick it in the tunnel
Lock / sniff butt
Flanker / hold it in
8 Man / split cheeks
Scrumhalf / put it in
Flyhalf / whip it out
Center three-quarters / pass it out
Wing three-quarters / go hard
Fullback / find touch
Referee / blow hard
Spectator on a sunny day / come again
Spectator on a rainy day / come in rubbers
Spectator on a rainy day #2 / get wet
Spectator in the second half / wouldn't come
Groundskeeper / trim bush
Groundskeeper #2 / do lines
Goalpost / stand erect
Cleat / get screwed
Boot / come in a box
Whistle / get blown
Team from far away / come for hours
Field / grow weed
Rulebook / get violated
Ball / get pumped
Water bottle / get sucked
Halftime Orange / get eaten


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