I'm looking for more verses to this classic rugby song. If you know of any, could you post 'em? Thanks. MARRYING KIND If I was the marrying kind, Which I thank the Lord I'm not sir, The kind of man that I would be, Would be a rugby... Prop, sir! Prop, sir? Why is that, sir? Because I'd support a hooker, And she'd support a hooker, And we'd all support a hooker together, We'd be all right in the middle of the night, Supporting hookers together. OTHER VERSES Prop #2 / bind tight Hooker in a scrum / strike hard Hooker in a lineout / stick it in the tunnel Lock / sniff butt Flanker / hold it in 8 Man / split cheeks Scrumhalf / put it in Flyhalf / whip it out Center three-quarters / pass it out Wing three-quarters / go hard Fullback / find touch Referee / blow hard Spectator on a sunny day / come again Spectator on a rainy day / come in rubbers Spectator on a rainy day #2 / get wet Spectator in the second half / wouldn't come Groundskeeper / trim bush Groundskeeper #2 / do lines Goalpost / stand erect Cleat / get screwed Boot / come in a box Whistle / get blown Team from far away / come for hours Field / grow weed Rulebook / get violated Ball / get pumped Water bottle / get sucked Halftime Orange / get eaten
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