Catspaw sed az ta how I shud rite you an seez bout me an Paw an Buford an them Reg boyz comin ta your place ta house sit when yalls gone off in thet motorhome. Catspaw sed we cud sleep in yer garage senz he dint think az how weed be none too gud fer yur furnishins. weer all dun withen the assparagus farm an it dint work out too well cuz the cost of kleenin supplies ran kinda high whut with all them folks producin more poop than asparagus. But it did allow us ta xsplor nu venchers an thetz how we all got inta the portable crapper biznus.

Senz we had all thet thair kleenin stuff, yu know them pooper scoopers and lemon smellin dissenfecterz an all we went an bilt ouselvz 6 reel purty outhouses on wheels and rigged up a trailer ta hawl em out uv the back end uv a 74 Ford pickup. We sorta ran outta money then so we aint got no pump ta pump em out with but senz weer all big fellers we jez pick em up and turn em over them we hoze out the leftovers.

Catspaw sed there are a lot uv thingz goin on uppin yer way whair we mite git sum biznis and we figgert thet yer nabor wuddent mind ifn we parked at yer place ta house sit an do the kleenin an dumpin in thet nice area ya dun fixed up next ta yer house. When yer nabor seez whut fine fellers we ar, I doan think sheel mine a bit. Why weed even let her uze our "Crappers on Casters" fer free ifn she wanted ta save on kleenin her own bathroom.

So ifn ya need us ta house sit an all jez tell us when yall will be gone an weel be there johnny on the spot, so to speak. The onliest problemz I kin think uv wud be thet Paw tot the Reg boyz how ta lite up farts and the four uv em ar allus gittin inta flarin contests an sumtimes they set stuff afire besides thair drawers. But ifn we do the kleenin an dumpin out thair on the gravel, mosta the stuff wud soke down yer naborz grass purty well so the fire risk wuddent be too much attall.

CLETUS