I `ad young that Eliza in my cab the other day and she looked well down in the dumps.
She said, "`Morning Jim, would you take me to Paddington please?"
I said, "What`s up Ducks, you look a bit glum. I see they`re all talking about you on that Mudcat again and in general you`ve got their seal of approval although it`s a funny old, ennit? You can never please `em all"
She said, "Yeah, I know. I try, Lord knows I try!"
I said, "Not to worry Flower. You can larf all the way to the bank".
She said, "No I can`t Jim. I done the lot in Rekyavik Mutual!!"

Whaddam I like??