Anyone remember "Never Do a Tango with an Eskimo"? "You can do it with a sailor from Peru or Venezuela, You can do it with a gaucho from Brazil. But once an Eskimosy tries to cuddle up so cosy, You can bet your life you're gonna get a chill!" Why do trivial lyrics stick in our memories for decades when far better ones can be so much hard to learn? The only answer I can offer is "Ee, ah, ooh-ah-ah: ting, tang, walla-walla bing bang!" Wassail!
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